the majestic flapflaps…
Wait, are those breaching mantas?
no they are the majestic flapflaps
Ask a marine biologist. They will tell you those are majestic flapflaps.
Actually I am a marine biologist and those are in fact lesser spotted majestic flapflaps.
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
that was an episode of friends
This is the best explanation I could come up with for why it takes me so long to do updates sometimes when, at other times, I’m typing them up like clockwork.
I’m like this with my original fiction, too.
You guys forgot this one:
• read someone else’s work and think that yours might just be so shit that you lose the ability to write.
• start writing while show is off air. Continue after show restarts and forget all your ideas because your ship has taken a completely different turn.
most underrated Doctor
Love, love, love Nine.
I judge people who don’t like Nine. I judge them harshly.
when youre laying down and your pet walks across your internal organs and youre like OW FUCK and they dont even care they just keep standing on your spleen like its their job
Things I will forever be upset about:
1. I don’t know what my Patronus is
2. I don’t know what Amortentia smells like to me
3. I don’t know what I’d see in the Mirror of Erised
4. I don’t know what my Boggart would be
5. I don’t know for sure what house I would be in
6. I don’t know the specifications of my wand are.
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Oh I wasn’t going to sleep or anything like that
"Girl Scouts promote lesbianism and abortion!"
Yes why do you think I bought 15 boxes of thin mints.
Cause thin mints are awesome?